Whut
I need to re-evaluate the word "gay" now. This cannot be real.
- when math doesn’t make sense anymore. 7-1=0, 5-1=0
- to know the correct answer to the question, “What time is it now?”
- to learn the Korean language solely from music and dramas
- when you start comparing every guy’s body to either Taeyang’s or Jaebeom’s.
- to make it your life mission to see TOP shirtless
- to want to be older, just for Taemin.
- to believe that Rain is the person who actually makes it rain
- to love Korean cellphones better than American phones
- to refer to your favorite idol as your husband/wife
- to enjoy fan service provided from “couples” within a group
- to randomly break into “ssanti” dances for boy bands
- to be loved for boy bands to have straight guys
- to dress up as girls
- to know every single name of a group with an outrageous number of people
- when bad news about your bias makes you want to shoot something
- when you start pronouncing LEADER as LEADJA
- when you star spelling SHINY as SHINEE
- when your grammar becomes so horrible, you say, “WHERE U AT?!”
- when you want “Wedding Dress” to be the song you walk down the aisle to
- when BIG BANG is not a theory or a TV show
- to get everyone dried mangoes for Christmas
- when you have no idea what’s going on in Hollywood
- when you think Edward Cullen has nothing on Jaejoong
- everyone knows your ideal type of boyfriend/girlfriend to be Korean
- for your family to look at you funny when you laugh at the computer
- to think that Seung Ri is cuter than Justin Bieber.
- to spam tweet anything that’s Korean when you want
- to move to Seattle
- for girls to be good at rapping for idols
- to be eccentric and different for colored skinny jeans to look amazing on guys
- when you try to start a flash mob
- when you go from wanting to travel to Hawaii to South Korea
- when your phone goes RING DING DONG whenever you receive a call
- when you have a folder on your computer specifically for your favorite artist
There's a whole lot of things I need to get off
my chest right now. A whole memory
card's worth of things
to talk about.
WHERE DO I START?
Today will be the day my fandom towards Kpop pays off.